Your home for all things meat
Here at the Conslidated Meat Company, we strive to bring you the freshest canned meats the market can handle. And a few they can’t.
Our Delicious Range
PHiSH
Premium Ham in Spicy Herbs
ABUSIVE
Angus Beef, Uruguan Shallots, Irish Vegetables, and Endive
FoWL
Filet of Whitefish Layers
Bacon
Bacon
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Our community
We have are a part of our local community, and as many have said, they hope we move on.
Our meats
If you can eat it, we’ve stuffed it in a can and labeled it something clever!
Our flavors
At CMC, we strive to bring our customers only the finest of herbs and spices from aroud the world. Unless there’s suppply chain issues, in which case we shop at Amazon, just like you!
Our meats
Mystery
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Dead
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Fresh
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Canned
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The Ham-ster
The Ham-ster is coming to a town near you! Probably. Assuming it’s not broken again.
At the Consolidated Meat Company, we care about you and what you have to say. Please feel free to contact us, and we’ll be happy to answer any questions or give you the mailing address for your paternity suit against our lead driver.
Consolidated Meat Company
Meats: canned and delivered.
Availability
You can find out premium products at a store near you. And if you can’t, you should complain to them.